Combat Showers?

Question

For anyone thats ever deployed they know what it means for combat showers. They're only 3mins and thats not enough time to get clean. So if u and another guy were to share a shower and get 6 mins. is that considered homosexual???

Answer 1

Dual combat showers are not gay. To get the most from your shower mate pick the hairiest soldier you can find. Then you won't need your loofa you can just rub against him. This not gay unless something slips in while rubbing so you have to be careful. An added benefit of all the hair is he will soak up water like a wet dog so you will get full use of the water. Try not to find a shower mate that is a fat *** either sucks being stuck up against the walls, we all know that's where the shower babies end up.

Answer 2

Homosexuality is the actual act itself, not taking showers.

No, I wouldn't consider it homosexual to share shower with someone else. I would compare it to taking showers in the gym - bunch of people (usually of the same sex) taking showers in the same room.

Now, if you were to approach another person and ask if they wanted to combine the time together in a shower, they may immediately think of the acts that usually happens when two people share close proximity such as a shower stall...

So, if you do decide to ask around, be careful how you ask.
Otherwise, douse yourself quickly, turn the water off, soap & shampoo up, and rinse off.

Another thought - you might consider swapping days with someone else & the two of you get a six minute shower every other day. On your non-shower day, use the water bottle & cologne.

Answer 3

I like your thinking, but you've only scratched the surface. Why not 9 minutes, or 12? It's not gay, in fact it could be the opposite. If there were 4 of you in there, and somebody got a little more exited than they should, you would know who to leave out of the rotation. Make sure everyone has their own washcloth, because sharing might be a little homo-like. And don't wash each others hair. That's something that hetero girls do in the shower together, but it's taboo for dudes.

Answer 4

First off Dick, that is BS. Defense Contract Management Agency (DCMA) supplies fiberglass shower stalls for the military and they can shower a reasonable amount of time (15 - 20 mins). Even sailors no longer have to conserve water that includes the Nukes. God Bless You, the Hunley and Our Southern People.

Answer 5

well, i know what a combat shower is, and yes i think if you double up that you can get a longer, more fulfilling shower. I have also heard that if you wear panties in the cadillac you will have it all to yourself (i dont know how true this is, never tried it) but yeah i see no problem showering with another dude, but i will advise leaving the curtain open that way other people can see you and know that no homosexual activity is happening...does that help you Honkey??

Answer 6

Wait until you have no showers and you wash with handful of baby-wipes.

There were times when I would have loved the chance to get 3 minutes of water.

Answer 7

What a dope. You get wet, you turn the shower off. You soap up, you turn it on and rinse. You would be suprised how little water you can use to take a shower when you have too.

Answer 8

Wow, 3 mins! in a shower? That would have been awesome. I had to pour water from a bottle.

Answer 9

Sea showers were the same, 3 mins of water, so get wet, shut off water, soap up, then rinse.

Answer 10

Only if you take turns dropping the soap.