A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager (naturally) is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true.
"Look,... lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife... Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager replies: "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
2007-04-30 06:46:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please star if you think it deserves one. Many thanks.
2007-04-30 06:46:46 · update #1
That is a future classic. 10/10 and a star.
2007-04-30 06:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, sounds like Hotel Babylon, good one.
2007-04-30 07:02:48 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am wondering what will be happened in next,, maybe the man will throw the manager out of the window.
2007-04-30 06:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Calvary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, but it's still funny, you get a star!
2007-04-30 08:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but sad for the wife
2007-04-30 07:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by lissa_marye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2007-04-30 06:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-10.6
fair for a star.
kinda clean, family joke, good for my future experience.
2007-04-30 07:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by LOSER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnylishous! nice one!
2007-04-30 06:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by X_x dead 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one hun and ye you deserve a star
2007-04-30 07:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good! I'm gonna use that one.
2007-04-30 10:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by zeroice3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋