A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
2007-04-30 06:45:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats why strip clubs say "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS"
2007-04-30 12:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband has hearing loss (from spending too much time at rock concerts) and he finally got a hearing aide. A week after he got it, my daughter turned to me and said, "I felt sorry for Daddy all those years I thought he was deaf and now I find out that he just doesn't listen!"
2007-04-30 08:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first a woman will ask you the same question twice in the space of half hour but you have given one sensible answer second you ask a woman a question and you will probably get 20 answers then to top it all off its 3am she says what did you mean by asking me tonight
2007-04-30 08:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by polly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soo true, we are more of a talker than men, I have to repeat things so many times too my husband that I get sick and tired of it.
2007-04-30 07:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by sunshinegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on, I've actually convinced my wife I'm hard of hearing.
2007-04-30 07:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about the stat - but my girl uses 300,000,000,000 words a day and me using 000,000,000,000 b'cause when she starts speaking I am like "ZZZZZZZ"... so how's about that :P
2007-04-30 07:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by Tanweera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my ribs ! 10/10 and a star.
2007-04-30 06:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute joke.
Probably true.
2007-04-30 08:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the darn truth. I said, that's the darn truth.
2007-04-30 06:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah...ain't it great? Anyone who has raised boys knows it it true.
(Sorry guys...but it has been my experience.)
2007-04-30 09:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! LOL. LOL.
Good one!
2007-04-30 07:05:14 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋