A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a B**ch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
(p;s - a star.for a smile)
2007-04-30 06:43:52 · 22 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do
the following, your husband wills surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will
only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to
a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
“He said you're going to die," she replied.
2007-04-30 06:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes! All the time lol, it makes me jump up with fright and say sorry (cats name) and then I realise it is just one of the cats rubber balls that I am stepping on. It is so funny when that happens! lol
2016-05-17 09:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. 8/10.
2007-04-30 06:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave u a star. Funny indeed
2007-04-30 06:52:01 · answer #4 · answered by NatNat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. It made me smile
2007-04-30 06:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is good joke. tk mate. u got a 5 stars for it.
2007-04-30 09:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now men no why we like cats better lmfao only jokin
2007-05-03 02:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by exiled_lover6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He very good
2007-04-30 10:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by Nik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-30 07:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2007-04-30 06:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋