my finger broke right through the toilet tissue today.
2007-04-30 06:34:48 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you were on his sh!t list
2007-04-30 06:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean you broke your finger while you were going to sit on the toilet seat? Could that mean you are easily known as 'accident prone' ???
I would guess it was a hint from above, that your not very careful, and yet you still get injured. Time to slow down things and TRY to be EXTRA careful of what you do in bathrooms.
2007-04-30 13:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you can sue the toilet paper manufacture for the pain and suffering of having to touch your own feces.
2007-04-30 13:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try 2 ply paper
2007-04-30 13:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. But props on the George Clinton avator. Pfunk for life sucka.
2007-04-30 13:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll pray you get so stopped up that you will never need toilet paper again.
2007-04-30 13:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God let that happen for some kicks, He got pissed when you started playing around though.
2007-04-30 13:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by truckin_with_christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points.
2007-04-30 13:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by stakekawa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So much for omnibenevolence, eh?? Fortunately, your fingers have evolved to be resilient towards fecal matter...
2007-04-30 13:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because if the tissue was harder...your butt wouldnt do well after using it
2007-04-30 13:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Pastor Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then show GOD the stinky finger!
2007-04-30 13:41:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋