which is funnier?

Question

1.) One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.


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2.) A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

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Answer 1

The woman is clearly the same woman in both stories. =)

Answer 2

2.) A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

Answer 3

LOL. Definitely Number 1.

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 4

The first one. I wonder how the wife felt. Hey but I did like the second one very much also.

Answer 5

I like the first one...they are both funny but the first one is funnier

Answer 6

Both were great, but the second one had me laughing out loud.

Answer 7

OH... I'd have to say 2), but 1) is really good as well.

Answer 8

The second one is.

Maybe if my husband golfed, one might have been funnier.

Answer 9

The second one is funnier, although both were good.

Answer 10

second one, I heard the first before.