What is the funniest thing one of your kids have said?

Question

possibly out in public, to a stranger, or whatever. I just wanna hear funny stories.

Answer 1

I have three children my daughters are 13 and 8 my son is 11.
Well we had my father in law over for dinner one night and somehow the two older kids started talking about my son who is 11 being a man and taking the garbage out on a daily basis. My son turns and tells my 13 year old daugher he is the man when my husband isn't home. She tells him how do you know your a man "have your balls dropped" OMG! I was so red. My husband sat there with his fork half in and half out of his mouth. My father in law had this look on his face like he was going to bust out with laughter. So my son turned about and tells my daugher "well have your boobs grown yet". I just about died.

Answer 2

well this about my niece but still funny. My 2 year old niece had a slep over at Ya Ya and Papa's house (my parents) and we were making dinner since my sister and brother in law came to pick her up and she wanted to help so we go the stool and she sat next to the stove and helped with some cheese or something and when she was done my sister said "kelly why dont you put the chair back" she walked past and flung her arm back and said "Ya Ya Chair back". We all cracked up laughing it was the funniest thing ever....grandparents spoil apparently huh??

Answer 3

My 2ry old daughter had a fever-induced seizure. Turned out to be hereditary and nothing serious, thank God. Biut it sure scared all of us. So we are leaving the hospital to go home after an 8 hour ordeal of tests, waiting, doctors, all kinds of stuff. Because my daughter was so well-bahaved to the staff, they gave her a couple of puzzles to play with. She's holding the puzzles, and we're all just wiped out.

Suddenly, my daughter breaks the silence:
"Hey, Dad!"

"Yeah, hon?"

"I had a really good time at the doctor's!!"

Answer 4

i'm fifty one i became into procuring in my community club Warehouse on Tuesday. I used between the flatbed carts as i became into procuring my month-to-month Case of Bottled Water. on a similar time as waiting in line, there became right into a female with 2 boys in front of me. certainly one of her sons mentioned; "seem mom, that guy has a beard!" She mentioned; "definite he Does". Then her different Son mentioned; "mom, that guy has a huge cart!" She replied, "definite He does" She then pointed to the cart and female interior the subsequent lane and advised them she additionally had many super products to boot. I advised her boys have been nicely behaved. She thanked me and mentioned nicely each now and then they are often a hand finished.

Answer 5

My oldest son is 6 years old. His dad is black, I'm white, so my boy is mixed. He's the most adorable kiddo EVER! Anyway, lately he's been watching music videos at his dad's house. Last weekend he came home talking about he wanted to get his hair braided like the rappers in the videos...then he asked me about their gold teeth. And get this: (lmao) he asked me, "Mom, when is MY grill going to grow in?" I almost died laughing! He was sooo cute! Anyway, that's one of the funniest things my kids have said to me.

Answer 6

Last year when we were trick or treating my 3 year old..when getting a treat said "this is going to change my life" very enthusiastically..To me this was the funniest thing I have ever hear from him...where he gets this from i don't know.

Answer 7

my wife and I were visiting grandparents one weekend and my mom had us drive to the meat market to pick up some steaks. when we drove up they were just closing and I exclaimed, "Oh, no, they are closed!" From the back seat came the voice of our little 2 year old genius who said without missing a beat: "Get a rope"

(you would have to remember the Pace salsa commercials to get this)

Answer 8

in an old home video my sister-in-law was looking for easter eggs and came back and her dad asked " what ya got there kelly?" she was soo excited and yelled out all high-piched " Behiinnnd thhhee DOOOORR!!!" It was the cutest thing ever, and nowadays whenever someone answers a question wrong we respond with "behind the door!" in a mock little girls voice

Answer 9

3 yr old fell over, hurt his side and back, jumped up, said ow ! ive broke my bloody backside ! (doesnt sound funny now, but it was at the time) so many funny stories.

Answer 10

When my son first started nursery, i asked him if there were any twins in his class. He said yes mummy, girls have twins , boys have willys. I couldnt stop laughing for ages.