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No wonder you call yourself donkey

2007-04-30 05:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by johnkmayer 4 · 0 1

Keep driving your cars and using lots of energy. Global warming exists but it has nothing to do with what we are doing. The earth was warming long before we ever had these things and the earth adapts to change. Slow people are just not equipped to understand.

2007-04-30 05:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Absolutely! As told in the Bible God has given humanity stewardship of the earth. Therefore, it is our responsibility to care for this world we live in. As global warming is a fact it is equally a fact that we assume the responsibility to strive toward reversing this trend.

2007-04-30 05:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by toff 6 · 1 0

God informed me that since he made us in his image, it is he that is responsible for the decline of that planet and he feels terrible. He told me that though we are doomed, he'll try harder next time and try to make up for his mistakes. He told me its unfortunate that humans don't learn from their mistakes the way he will on his next attempt, and as usual they'll deny the problem until it's too late to prevent it, because humans are too selfish to give up anything for the greater good. He told me if the next round doesn't work either, he's just going to retire and spend eternity playing golf.

2007-04-30 05:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ghapy 7 · 0 0

He said you shouldn't worry about global warming because the only heat your going to feel is in hell!

2007-04-30 05:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by Paul V 6 · 0 1

God said global warming is a crock of sh it

2007-04-30 05:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by Beebz 2 · 0 1

God used to be of the opinion that the earth was the center of the solar system.

2007-04-30 05:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

God said that He will "destroy those who destroy the Earth". Revelation 11:18

2007-04-30 07:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 0 0

Every time you see a rainbow it is a reminder from God that he would never again flood the earth...however, he never said that man wouldn't flood the earth.

2007-04-30 05:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by stakekawa 3 · 2 0

Well, George Bush says it doesn't exist- and he talks to god all the time, right?

2007-04-30 05:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1 0

he says, well back in the seventies you were all whining about global cooling--I can't win for losing with you ungrateful jerks!

2007-04-30 05:43:02 · answer #11 · answered by Matthew Star 3 · 0 0

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