One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-04-30 05:27:27 · 16 answers · asked by witty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...thank You!!4 making me laugh
2007-04-30 05:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by makemelaugh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, 10/10
2007-04-30 05:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl...that was damn funny!!
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.
As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening
all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this
had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door
holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the
young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flow. We're going to the
show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their
way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty,
we're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay
too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started
off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
2007-04-30 05:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by Chris R 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
26/10!
You rock!
2007-04-30 05:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haa, he should have said his name was Charlie, lol
2007-04-30 06:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, like it. Made me laugh!
2007-04-30 05:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one before...still makes me laugh!
2007-04-30 05:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by then she killed my brain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Nice one! A star for u!!
2016-04-01 02:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh dear gosh this is too dang funny...i like ....:D
2007-04-30 05:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by SAD NINA... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny! here's a star!
2007-04-30 05:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by daniele™ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋