A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.
In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done.
Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Daisy's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Daisy'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started!"
2007-04-30 04:58:16 · 16 answers · asked by old fool 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! Funny one!
:-)
2007-04-30 05:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10/10
2007-04-30 12:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Good one.
2007-04-30 15:06:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I actually printed this one out!
2007-04-30 12:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-04-30 12:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by lexus h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo!! LOL. Evidently...........LOL.
Good One!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-30 15:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or maybe she been answering someone else's shots!
Poor sheep.
2007-04-30 12:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa, that's pavlov for you, lol
2007-04-30 12:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan! My Dad would have loved that one! I'd wager my hubby would appreciate it, too. Thanks for sharing the joke.
2007-04-30 12:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by K. F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny lol
2007-04-30 12:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋