An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been far ting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop far ting all the time. In fact while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times."
The doctor nods and gives her some pills. "Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done."
So she takes the pills and returns two weeks later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still far ting just as much? They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!"
The doctor nodded, "It's alright, now that we have your sinus' cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!"
2007-04-30 03:10:33 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one......really really good one.....i HAVE to give you a star for it!
2007-04-30 03:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by iRock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 10:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah heard that before but really funny
2007-05-01 02:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so good. didnt even smile
2007-04-30 10:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by JinMu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!! That was cute!!! Next time round, he should prescribe something for her flatulence!!!
2007-04-30 10:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it last week.it was humorous then because i had nothing to do
2007-04-30 10:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by tinta 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funnnnny..lol..how did she she know she farting??
2007-04-30 10:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by bagel lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :) !!!!
2007-04-30 10:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋