what excuse will you use when your boss catches you sleeping at your desk
i was thinking i would say.."In Jesus name..amen"
lol
2007-04-30 03:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha....that works......
2007-04-30 03:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by danxtsupamodel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is what a guy should say, haha:
"I have a completely good reason for why i put my head down on this desk, sir. I have a terrible hangover from last night and I haven't had sleep in a week due to all the prostitutes on my block. I smoke a lot of weed which keeps me up most of the time, and my girlfriend is kneeling underneath this desk."
Then I'd quit.
2007-04-30 03:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by Audrey V 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
# 5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
# 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
# 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
# 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
...And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
# 1 . Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
2007-04-30 03:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Shan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...cute way out!!! You really have to think on your feet in these kinds of situations.
I'd probably act spaced out and say something like "Where am I? And why am I here? What's the meaning of life?" If that doesn't freak him out, I don't know what will.
2007-04-30 03:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,
As you pick up your dreary head from your desk and wipe the dribble from your chin, you can explain to your boss that the reddened impressions on your cheek are those of intensely laborious activity; and when he asks why yesterday's sales records are plastered to your forehead... you were studying them very closely.
2007-04-30 03:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good excuse, however I think you should just tell him he can sleep for a quick 20. lol
2007-04-30 03:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Jill knows best 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was praying to do a good job. I was working so hard I had a headache and had to rest my head.
2007-04-30 03:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooooooo funny ;}
& my boss is Catholic too.
I holla in the name of the father ;P
2007-04-30 03:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would approch him and say- " I feel a little foggy today- new allergy meds- I think they aren't the NON-Drowsy version."
2007-04-30 03:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by brutally honest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would start banging my head on the desk shouting "GET OUT OF MY HEAD STOP SAYING THAT" he/she will think you are crazy and walk away!! or put you in a mental hospital haha either way it is funny
2007-04-30 03:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would go to him, and tell him of the tough family stuff going on at this time. (if you know what I mean)
2007-04-30 03:11:56 · answer #11 · answered by nickname 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋