A blonde into an electronics shop and asks the assistant "can i buy this tv please?" He says "no sorry, we dont serve blondes".
So she goes out, dyes her hair black and walks back into the shop and asks again "can i buy this tv please?" Again, the assisant says "no sorry, we dont serve blondes"
So the blonde walks out and then dyes her hair ginger. she walks back into the shop and, once again, asks "can i buy this tv please?" And again, the assistant replies with the same answer, "no sorry, we dont serve blondes"
Fed up, the blonde asks "how do u know im blonde?!?"
"Because thats a microwave..." the assistant answers.
Plz star if funny :)
2007-04-30 01:09:55 · 23 answers · asked by twit head 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hope my wife doesnt come home with a microwave
sent her for a plasma tv(1000 euros)
it would be an expensive microwave wouldnt it
2007-04-30 18:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...still good!!
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what
happened.
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I
Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree,
so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mama ... I don’t know how to
tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty
miles is your air freshener."
2007-04-30 01:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 03:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. 8/10.
2007-04-30 06:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie...thanks for my first morning laugh....goes good with my coffee
2007-04-30 01:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it - but it's funny so starred
2007-04-30 02:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, she's blond! Very funny!!
2007-04-30 01:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's damned funny!!!
Well Done!
2007-04-30 01:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by sloane_ff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is old i heard it when i was like 10
2007-04-30 01:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by gemini_154 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the ultimate! (a edge- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes staring on the orange juice can simply by fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-10-04 03:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋