Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015
Dear Mr. Conners,
Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely,
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2007-04-30 01:03:27 · 10 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i think i need to do that to all the comanies that have rejected me
2007-04-30 01:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
April 30, 2007
Dear Ms. Shine
Thank you for your letter refusing our refusal. We at Company 203 get many letters refusing our refusals and we regret to inform you we must refuse your refusal. At this point we are unable to refuse any more refusals as our Refusal Department has refused to accept any more refusals.
If you wish to refuse this refusal, we suggest you begin employment immediately. Report to work on Monday, May 7th. Thank you for your interest.
Sincerely,
Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015
2007-04-30 02:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey you are too late
if u posted it one month back i will use it for more than 5 times and giv u a STAR
anyway nice and keep on we r ready to laugh
2007-04-30 01:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Aneesh Chacko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-04-30 01:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 03:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-04-30 01:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, that's great!
2007-04-30 01:10:18 · answer #7 · answered by Todd B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was really funny!!
2007-04-30 01:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol maybe I should have tried that!
2007-04-30 01:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by Help please 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....that's one to remember
2007-04-30 01:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by all4gym08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋