A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first; but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi!"
I'VE GOT £5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.
2007-04-29 23:25:05 · 28 answers · asked by lost_rabbit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Funny!
2007-04-29 23:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was a bit confused at first and then re-read it with an italian accent ( a very bad 1! ) and the wehey the penny dropped!
lmao brilliant!!!
2007-04-30 06:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by EMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao being Italian and having relative that really do speak like that i gave u a star even though i understood it the first time i read it lmao.
2007-04-30 06:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe!
2007-04-30 06:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny ! 9/10.
2007-04-30 13:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-04-30 06:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by sergio a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. you win. Don't know how much that is in American money, but I concede. I read it twice!
Very funny.
2007-04-30 07:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by None of your F***ing business 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i read it again. I like it thank you for a smile on Monday morning. :)
2007-04-30 06:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too good! you know i actually read it again before i even read the bottom! i owe u 5.00! :)
star from me!
2007-05-03 21:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by Trevor Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-30 11:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋