A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay
> flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served
> them food and drinks.
> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
> announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that
> he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
> could just put up your trays, that would be super."
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed rather
> exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
> "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I
> asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the
> ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
> Princess. I take orders from no one."
> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
>
2007-04-29
23:01:34
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Cat burgler
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Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I Outrank
you.
> Tray-up, b*tch."
2007-04-29
23:01:55 ·
update #1