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Okay, theres this dead guy, face down, in the desert. He's got a pack on his back, not a backpack, but a pack. How did he die? I'll tell you this right now, he died from the fall.

2007-04-29 19:20:59 · 11 answers · asked by The Zen Master 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Well the story is like this. The guy was madly in love with a girl, who for some reasons rejected his advances. He had sent her many messages saying that he had fallen madly in love with her, lovey, dovey, etc., etc. One fine day she told him to jump from a plane and to open the parachute only if he saw her below...like most girls she was late!

2007-04-29 19:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Parachute.

2007-04-30 02:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by marinesprincess 3 · 0 0

Maybe the pack was his parachute and he didn't open it or it didn't open either way so of course he died.

2007-04-30 02:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by spcat01 2 · 0 0

Simple he's a skydiver who's shute didn't open. He didn't die from the falling, it was the sudden stop at the end.

2007-04-30 02:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 0 0

well isn't obvious that the parachute didn't open and he fell face first .....but I'll take another answer just to make it funny..
he died coz of lung cancer(pack of cigarettes)loool...

PEACE......

2007-04-30 03:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by felleche m3 2 · 1 0

A parachute... you gave it away too much if you wanted people to guess.

2007-04-30 02:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the pack is his parachute that failed to open

2007-04-30 02:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He passed out from the heat and hit his head on a rock :-[.

2007-04-30 02:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

parachute malfunction

2007-04-30 02:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

his parachute failed

2007-04-30 02:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0 0

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