I need 1 million bucks, so i can through outrageous partys and sleep all day. I would also like a corvette too. Thank you!!
2007-04-29 18:58:54 · 16 answers · asked by ROB B 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
sure as soon as you pay me back for the million your borrowed last year on account that you were going to get back on your meds
2007-04-29 19:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Eclipse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a secret way about getting a million dollars. The first thing you do is buy a goose. The goose will lay a golden egg about 7:00am but you should move to mexico if you want to attempt this wounderful feat, the weather should be about 15 degrees to the north and 55 to the south. there should only be 5 and 12/16 feathers on the ugly little thing. you then take your left hand and strike the goose with powerful force. the goose should then hit the ground spilling out some kind of red liquid, you drink the red liquid to give you strength and endurence. when the flies of the mokey people come to endure the stella of the sky and pee on the fishes right eye, you then my brother take the goose back to canada where you wash it in the great waters of your toilet. if you run it over with your car it should give you great wisdom for a hundred million secounds. in those hundred and million secounds should you pray to the raccoon gods for one million dollars, if they denie you then you go turn in a application at wal-mart and start saving for that million dollars.
2007-04-29 19:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kenneth B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to your email account.... You should by now have received at least three letters from a representative of the Nigerian govt .......Each of those letters most likely promised 40% of their dead uncle's fortune.... All you have to do is accept the money into your account......
You're look at 40% of 30 billion.......
You'll do fine......
Just remember, when you get the money..... you'd better Run like hell.......Not only will the US govt be after you for money laundering...... but the guys that offered the money will probably try to kill you to own your account.......
but, a good scam if I know one.... Good luck with that!!!
Your sister,
ginger
2007-04-29 19:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need 1 million dollars too. Tell you what, when you find that amount of money, sent some my way.
2007-04-29 19:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by tanlaask 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got this email from a guy in Nigeria, trying to get 10 million out of the bank, he will be glad to help you out.
2007-04-29 19:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by Memo Erdes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't we all, I for one need a Million dollars and a vacation.
2007-05-03 14:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.Frank Sinatra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please state your home address so I can send the money over within 3 days. However, the money will cost you to select me as best answer.
2007-04-29 19:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better put your name on the waiting list.
2007-04-29 19:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I've got it right here. I'll sell you these magic beans and you can grow your own money!
2007-04-29 19:44:54 · answer #9 · answered by Amy L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure thing whats your bank account number.... lol just kidding just go out and win the lottery!!
2007-04-29 19:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋