A Husband & Wife are lying in bed......?

Question

A husband and wife are lying in bed and the man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest women in the World". The Wife replies, "I'll miss you".

Answer 1

Nice. It would be rude not to share.

So a man is in an antique shop and he sees an old lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says that he can grant the man one wish. The man pulls out a map of the middle east and says, "I want you to stop all of the wars going on here and here." The genie looks at the map and says, "that's impossible. Why don't you wish for something else." He says, "Fine, I want a wife that cooks, cleans, has a well paying job, and gives me pleasure every night." "You mean the perfect woman," The genie asks, The man nods. And the genie replies, "Fine, Give me the F--king Map!"

Answer 2

Awwww. This old bag of bones must have hated the poor chap. But, how can she be the happiest woman when she miss him? Anyway, is not a bad joke. Anything that can bring out the slightest smile on the readers face is a good one. Tks for sharing

Answer 3

A husband and wife are lying in bed and the man says "If I died would you remarry?"

She says "I might do"

He says "Would you let the kids call him Dad?"

She says "I might do"

He says "What? Would you let him move in here"

She says "I might do"

He says "And sleep in *our* bed?"

She says " Yes I might do"

He says "Would you let him use my golf clubs?"

She says "No he's left handed"

Answer 4

hahahahahaha

I asked Grandma why she was laughing so much last night.
She said Grandpa and her play this game where she holds it up and they bet which side it falls on.
Well last night it stood up all by itself.

Answer 5

Good one

Answer 6

Good one

Answer 7

ok i got it 8/10

Answer 8

i don't really get it, is the wife gonna leave the husband and the husband trying to bribe her or soething?

Answer 9

lol funny, but ive heard it b4

Answer 10

ha ha ha ha sorry dear only joking