This Joke Cracked Me Up...Tell Me What You Think, Is It Funny To You Too ?
One Thing We Can Do
At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you! said a fourth.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thankful
2007-04-29 18:26:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thankfully, we can all still drive."
2007-04-29 18:27:39 · update #1
It's funny, but freakin' scary at the same time *lol*
2007-04-29 18:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-17 06:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to muffle my lol and lmao because I didnt want to wake my mother up so I am going to tjhink of that joke tomorrow when I get up and start my day off with a lol lmao fit and go on my merry way,thanks for that cool joke,you couldnt have been so right about the older generation!
2007-04-29 18:36:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why the old man that crashed his car at the farmer market 2 or 3 years ago, he should have been talking to the rest of the old folks there then be behind the wheel. That's why other country's say american drivings bloody crazy. Liked the joke thanks
2007-04-29 18:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw... this jokes funny to a wicked tone but alot of jokes are of this category. For example we laughed when someone fell off the steps exposing her panties. If we learn to laugh it off, we will live longer. HAHAHAHa
2007-04-29 18:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...its funny in the sad way that i can think of all the times i've been driving and probably seen some of the people mentioned in this joke...
2007-04-29 18:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by martini_pink09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it was kinda funny i gave a little chuckle but really tney certanly should not be driving!!!
2007-04-29 18:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I did kinda chuckle
2007-04-29 18:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is extremely funny thank you for making me lol
2007-04-29 18:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Purplepaw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!! It's funny cuz it's true!
2007-04-29 18:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by homunculus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋