It would be nice to see more churches offer valet parking. It seems that so many churches don't realize that Christs followers aren't all lower and middle class, you know?
Why is it that even though many of my fellow churchgoers are rich, that we still aren't able to have our cars Valet parked during services. We actually have to walk all the way from the parking lot into the church. However, my family does have our car valet parked going to brunch at the Fairmont afterwards? Why is it one but not the other?
2007-04-29 17:58:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because you can park it yourself, that's why. And what's with the "It seems that so many churches don't realize that Christs followers aren't all lower and middle class, you know?" In God's eyes, we are all equal. You don't go to church to have special treatment sweetie, you go there to serve and worship God.
2007-04-29 19:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by homunculus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We offer valet service...and we deliver you to the door..
We usually keep the Hummers and Beamers as a tithe offering for the church and return a Humble Honda to you when you leave for lunch and valet parking at the Burger King on the corner..
Anyway please bring your Hummer to our church, we need the donations..The signed title can be placed in the offering plate, and remember that all donations are tax deductable.
And if you want to be seen, we place you right on the front row in Church where you can get close to the altar and wrinkle your new suit..
2007-04-29 18:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, I know what you mean. But even worse is trying to get a decent seat. I mean, I put the most money in the offering dish, I should have a spot right up front with plenty of leg room and a great view of the choir boys. Instead, all the poor single mothers get first pick because they didn't have to spend 15 minutes parking their Hummers!
2007-04-29 18:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by Miss.Understanding 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it really that hard to walk? i really can not stand you people. spend 150 dollars on a hair cut. cant walk into a damn church. park at the front door. have you car towed away and get a ticket. money is not an issue with you rich people. remember. build your own church and get valley parking
2007-04-29 20:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by gyro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get the church to set up a close circuit channel that runs through the DVD player... you won't even have to get out of the car or turn off the engine. BYOBAB (bring your own body and blood).
2007-04-29 18:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you'll note here the name and address of your church, I'm certain that a "volunteer" will show up to park your hummer for you. Then you won't feel so deprived about this.
2007-04-29 22:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My My. Good Idea. But Its Easier To Take A Taxi Once A Week.
God Bless
2007-04-29 18:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord, girl - you are going to church to praise God and give thanks, not to pretend you're walking the red carpet!
If you are so keen on getting valet parking at church, why don't you volunteer to work the first shift?
2007-04-30 11:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am pretty sure when Jesus said "give up your belongings and follow me", he didn't mean for you to live such a privileged life that you don't even have to walk from the parking lot to the church. humble yourself. besides, h2s do not respect the earth that god created. there are seriously bigger problems in the world. buy a smaller car.
2007-04-29 18:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are so freaking rich, why don't you make the church come to you? Putz. By the way, don't ever park that cheap piece of crap beside my Bentley. My chauffeur doesn't take kindly to riff-raff.
2007-05-01 14:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by Fred C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋