Mike was going to be married to Karen,
So his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and
said,
"Here - try these on."
She did and said,
'These are too big, I can't wear them.
" I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this
family and I always will."
"Ever since that night we never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his
honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
"Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too
large.
They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I
don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
"Here, you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude,
you never will."
And they lived happily ever after
2007-04-29 16:46:01 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was so bored that i didnt even finish the damn joke
2007-04-29 16:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by ana 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋
pretty good!!
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were
touring around the marketplace looking at the goods
and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From
inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my
humble shop!" So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested
in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but
her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you
into a sexfreak?
"The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes. . . something his wife hadn't seen in many
years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down
his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
2007-04-30 01:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gee, some of these answerers shoulda stayed in bed, if they didnt find that hilarious..it made my day..me thinks i will tell that one to all i meet today..you get a star
2007-05-07 03:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by judy c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the record thats his dads smart *** attitude
2007-04-29 16:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
awesome! thats what i would do.....hats off to karen...she's one smart cookie! ha in your face mike!
2007-05-05 15:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by jojoggers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never underestimate "the power of a woman".loved ur joke.
2007-05-07 11:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by glitters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! I hope I can remember it to re-tell all my girlfriends!
2007-04-29 19:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by DREDAY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny its great to hear a funny joke
2007-04-29 17:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by Rae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha really great its a different version than ive heard.
i like
2007-05-07 14:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by isurangie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best one i've read today, liked it alot..
2007-05-06 23:14:50 · answer #10 · answered by jules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol lmao3times!!! that was one heck of a joke,now,if i could only remember it to tell my parents!
2007-04-29 18:26:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋