Tom The Toad
(Tune: Oh, Christmas Tree)
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why did you jump into the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why did you jump into the road?
You were so big and green and fat
But now you’re small and red and flat.
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why did you jump into the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
You did not see that car ahead
And you were flattened by the tread.
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
2007-04-29 13:16:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Sue the Skunk, O Sue the Skunk
O Bird o' Mine, O Bird o' Mine ...
I can't wait to hear the last verse ...
Oh Annie Squirrel. Oh Annie Squirrel
With the cars you did quarrel ....
2007-04-29 14:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you're basically jealous which you should no longer pull somebody like that, why are you tense approximately this undertaking, do no longer you think of you're somewhat unhappy? i think of you're, get a existence and end obsessing approximately human beings you be attentive to no longer something approximately, nor will by no skill be attentive to. weirdo.
2016-10-14 03:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's better than Humpty Dumpty.
2007-04-29 13:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's really funny mate made me laugh
you must send the rest .lol
2007-04-29 13:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha, thats a great poem, yeah, really good
no
2007-04-29 19:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No laughs in there that I could find.
2007-04-29 13:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i guess im the only music conasoor hahaha
bravissimo!!!
2007-04-29 13:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-04-29 13:24:56 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
was that supposed to be funny?
2007-04-29 13:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What are you on??????????
2007-04-29 13:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by Nik 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋