Im thinking one would be they dont ask where you were and they dont talk back...any others?..
2007-04-29 13:03:30 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well in a humorous way:
They never go through your wallet
They never ask you if you've been with another doll
They never drink your beer
They'll never nag you to take out the trash
They don't mind if you put them away for the winter
I've never heard of a doll cheating on other
and the best of all . . . .they never gossip about you!
Hope these added jokes makes your day a bit lighter!
2007-04-29 13:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminds me of my son telling about how just before his girl left him, that he may as well have been sleeping with a blow-up doll, (or talking to for that matter). He said that he could get the same response out of her. Then my other son showed him a video on youtube. It was a country song, with the guy carting around a blow-up doll singing, "I've got a brand-new girlfriend."
2007-04-29 13:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by karenhar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they dont fart or make you iron either lol go get a ho someone that is a **** buddy while your wife who does not care goes out
2007-04-29 13:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by uncut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) they will still let you climb on top when drunk and smelly
2) you can share her with your mates
3) you dont have to cuddle her afterwards
2007-04-29 13:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by confuzzled 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They never betray you. (unless you have a pin in your pants then she will go all floppy on you hehehe)
2007-04-29 13:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by ChAtMaN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They don't notice when you clean the house either.
2007-04-29 13:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u dont have to clean up ur *** but u do lose ur dignity
2007-04-29 13:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they dont talk back
2007-04-29 13:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will be safe if you go swimming with it.
2007-04-29 13:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm they don't get headaches?
2007-04-29 13:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by Droppin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋