It was very late when Jack pulled up at the only hotel in town and asked for a room.
"I'm sorry, sir, all the rooms are taken, there's a country fair here tomorrow."
Horrified at the thought of having to travel further, he pleaded with the man for somewhere to stay.
"Well...," said the owner, "we do have a spare bed but it means you'll have to share a twin room with one of our local residents and he snores so badly you'll never get any sleep."
"Don't worry, I'll sort it," said Jack and off to the room he went.
Next morning, Jack came down to pay his bill, looking well rested.
"Everything alright, sir, you weren't disturbed too much?"
"Oh, no, not at all. Before I went to sleep, I went over to the other man who was still awake, gave him a kiss on the forehead and wished him, "Pleasant dreams darling." He stayed awake all night watching me."
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(p.s. JACK! you know who you are :)
2007-04-29 12:58:37 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Smart man! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 13:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A. Yes I sometimes play video game and nope, don't care if I'm 'caught' since I'm the grown-up and it's my house. (LOL) B. Yes, YES! What I usually do every night at bedtime. C. No D. Sometimes E. Nope F. Sleep, doesn't that count as 'something else'?
2016-04-01 01:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jacks a smart guy. Very funny.
2007-05-07 02:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but who's Jack?
2007-05-06 14:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
Jack IS a smart fella! Ever since he learned to jump over that candlestick and climb that beanstalk! He never ceases to amaze me!
Oh....I was a little disappointed at him w/the time he fell down the hill....he he
2007-05-06 09:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
0/10
2007-04-29 13:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
He he liked it.
Star 4 u
2007-04-29 13:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by Nik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha smart one!
Lol
2007-04-29 13:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wierd but funny
2007-05-06 08:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny but even funnier if the other man was gay ha ha
2007-05-06 02:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by mick.parkes1912@btinternet.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋