CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
Peter, Peter, the something eater."
2007-04-29 12:12:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahha thats the best ahhahaahahaaha give you a star tomorrow used them up tonight 10/10
2007-04-29 12:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by Neha M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definetley "adult" lol.Funny and a star!
2007-04-29 19:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
that is great
very funny
2007-04-29 19:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol XD
2007-04-29 19:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by Day 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!oooh..my tummy....SOMETHING EATER!!!!!!
2007-04-29 19:22:14 · answer #5 · answered by shrijaliciousme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......GOOD one!
2007-04-29 19:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!! LOL Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-29 19:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋