Boudreaux was so hot he decided to have a swim. He was alone by the Bayou, so didn't worry about stripping naked.
After some minutes of getting cooled off, he swam for the grassy bank. As he came out of the water he saw two old ladies walk up by his clothes, and he panicked (Our Boudreaux is a modest man, you see; Marie made him that way)!
He grabbed an ol' bucket he saw laying in the grass, and held it in front of himself, and breathed a sigh of relief now that the bucket was hiding his privates.
The old ladies were watching him closely, and he felt awkward, and wanted to move along.
"Ladies", Boudreaux nodded his head politely as he spoke, moving towards his clothes.
"You know, I have a special gift", one of the ladies spoke up. "I can read minds".
"Mais, no, that's impossible"! said Boudreaux, eyeing his pants.
"Uh-huh", she said.
"You really know what I t'ink"?
"Yep",the old lady said, her friend giggling. "You think the bucket you're holding right now has a bottom in it".
2007-04-29 12:09:31 · 22 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
2007-04-29 12:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot because I'm always joking with people :)
2016-05-17 04:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by aaron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor old Boudreaux!!
DE
2007-05-03 15:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Hu Haaa, Great wayto start the day in West Aussie!
Ripper, have a good one yourself*
2007-04-29 12:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahhaha!
2007-04-29 12:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by sherbert 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the guy who went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film & the psychiatrist says "Well, i can clearly see you're nuts"
Ha good joke.
:)
Neo
2007-05-02 21:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10!
2007-04-29 12:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
have a nice day
2007-04-30 06:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by red rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one .
Joyce.
thanx 4 d hearty laugh
2007-04-29 21:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was great we need more like it .... have a star
2007-05-03 12:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by mbboy29577 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blimey.... where do you get these jokes from.... i'm loving it yaaar...
2007-05-03 21:32:12 · answer #11 · answered by ramya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋