A young blond was on vacation in the depts of louisiana. She wanted a pair of alligator shoes in the worst way. But refused to pay the high prices the vendors had to offer. After becoming very frustrtated with the " no haggle" attitude of one of the vendors, the blond shouted,"Maybe I'll go out and get my own alligator to get my own shoes at a reasonable price". The vendor said "by all means maybe you can catch a big alligator".
The blond then, loaded up a shot gun, and headed out to the swamps. Later in the day the vendor, driving home had seen she had killed a 9' gator, and a few others on the side of the road.The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blond kills another, flips it over onto its back, and screams, "THIS ONE DOESN'T WEAR ANY SHOES EITHER".
2007-04-29
11:25:30
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