2attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.1sat in the window seat;the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off a physician got on & took the aisle seat next to the 2 attorneys.The physician kicked off his shoes,wiggled his toes & was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said "I think I'll get up & get a coke."No problem" said the physician "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone one of the attorneys picked up the physician's shoe & spat in it.When he returned with the coke the other attorney said "That looks good I think I'll have one too."Again the physician olbigingly went to fetch it & while he was gone the other attorney picked up the other shoe & spat in it.The physician returned & they all sat back&enjoyed the flight.As the plane was landing the physician slipped his feet into his shoes&knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on? "This fighting between our professions?This hatred?This animosity?This spitting in shoes& pissing in cokes?"
2007-04-29 10:51:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PLEASE, PEOPLE......it's a JOKE!!!
Don't take life so seriously :)
2007-04-29 10:59:45 · update #1
To those who have heard it before - sorry!! - I had never heard this joke until today.
2007-04-29 11:00:47 · update #2
Neonjack...welcome back!
2007-04-29 11:02:19 · update #3
Gd1 never heard it b4.
I think some people have lost their sense of humour
2007-04-29 13:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by Nik 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
each now and then suffering is a call. different circumstances,it is not any longer. ask your self wheterh you have the means to enable flow of what's causeing you misery. that's actual? or is it emotional? while you're enduring actual discomfort, it could seem as while you're being punished in some way. have you ever taken all the smart measures to alleviate your discomfort? evaluate meditation. in the journey that your discomfort is emotional, there's a call in touch. are you able to forgive the guy who's in touch? are you able to forgive your self? Is there a call you additionally could make to enable flow of blame? in the journey that your suffering is casued via usual sadness, understand that Happiness, too is a call. If savoring the tates of a banana makes you happy, then do so. once you concentration your interest on the little issues that caues you discomfort, you pass over out on the different, fairly considerable stuff all around you--like the sunlight upward thrust, and the sunlight set. like the butterflies that are present day all around , and the dragonflies, and the kittens. you notice? evaluate if a transformation in concentration could help you triumph over, or probable enable flow of your suffering. even in the journey that your discomfort is phsical, a shift in what you're giving your interest to could make all the difference. i be attentive to, i've got made the replace, and it has made all the difference.
2016-10-14 02:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by sitzman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it Fidgety.!!!
9/10.
2007-04-29 12:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha like it. The attorneys could get done for being in possession of canapis!!
:-)))
2007-04-29 10:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Very funny.
And I had NEVER heard it b4.
Thanks.
2007-04-29 12:41:43 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reckon you owe Billy Connolly some royalties. Although it's so old it might be out of copyright now....
2007-04-29 10:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sylvia H 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
funny
i haven't heard about any animosity between doctors and lawyers... guess when i finish med school i'll have to beat up some lawyers
2007-04-29 10:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Forever i am a PHYSICIAN!
2007-04-29 11:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by DALE A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, that's funny!
2007-04-29 11:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by RM 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, good one
2007-04-29 19:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋