Ever wonder what Scottsmen wear under their kilts?

Question

A kilted scottsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whiskey at a local pub . He felt quite sleepy so decides to take a nap under a tree.As he slept 2 female tourist heard loud snoring & decided to investigate . While walking near the tree, they seen this scottsman sleeping " I've always wondered what they wore under those kilts" the one woman said. While the other was still holding up the kilt with a stick,, they decided to thank him for sharing, he wore nothing. because he shared this, the women decided to put a pretty blue ribbon, tied around the scottsmans endowment. A while later the scottsman woke to the call of nature.As he raised his kilt,& was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, " I dont know where ya been laddie, but its nice to see you won first prizzzzze ". if ya like this one give me some stars please. Thanks in advance

Thanks solly

Answer 1

Oh a Scotsman tried and true left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd had more than his share
He stumbled round 'til he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off unto the grass to sleep beside a stream.

Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh
Ring di-diddle-aye-oh
Oh he stumbled off unto the grass to sleep beside a stream.

Well about that time two young and lovely ladies happened by
And one said to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
"Oh see yon sleepy Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?"
"Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts."

Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh
Ring di-diddlee-aye-oh
"Oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts."

Well they snuck up to that sleeping Scotsman, quiet as could be
And they lifted up his kilt a little bit so they might see
And there for them to behold, beneath that Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh
Ring di-diddlee-aye-oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

Well they marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone."
"Well let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie sword the Scotsman's kilt beneath did show.

Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh
Ring di-diddlee-aye-oh
Around the bonnie sword the Scotsman's kilt beneath did show.

Well the Scotsman a little later, he awoke to nature's call
And as he lifted up his kilt, what he got and what he saw,
And in a strangled voice, he said, "I can't believe me eyes!"
"I don't know where ye been, me lad, but I see ye took first prize!"

Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh
Ring di-diddlee-aye-oh
"I don't know where ye been, me lad, but I see ye took first prize!"

Answer 2

I think we all new that but will give a star. I like the blue ribbon.

Answer 3

scottsmen wear nothing underneath their kilts thats the traditional way.

Answer 4

the guys at my school wear kilts for band and they said they don't wear anything...

Answer 5

why would they tie a ribbon around his weewee?

isn't he angry about getting molested in his sleep?

Answer 6

I've always loved that song.

Answer 7

Pretty funny! lol! 10!

Answer 8

I'd like to give you some stars, but it wasn't that good.

Answer 9

underwear

Answer 10

a little funny....