Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side " When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
2007-04-29 09:37:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha....great joke..proves how tough woman could be
2007-04-29 09:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont even think of of doing something, no longer doing something is the final revenge ever, pass on with ur existence, theres constantly that first one yet howdy thats wer we initiate from precise, u gets urself yet another gf, if u do something stupid just to piss her off she is gona experience better coz which means ur nonetheless digging her..pass dangle out with ur acquaintances, u gets over her..
2016-12-29 17:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by kralovetz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny joke but has been repeated numerous times already on here.
2007-04-29 13:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!!
10/10
2007-04-29 09:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not worth going up the hill for.
2007-04-29 09:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cheers mate I like that one!
10/10.
2007-04-29 09:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by THFC♫oh when the Spurs....♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 09:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I really like that one.
2007-04-29 11:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-04-29 09:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bookworm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before although it was about a redhead...you sure this is one of yours?
2007-04-29 09:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Megan M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋