A man escapes from prison?
where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-04-29 09:36:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh lol i love that one!!!
2007-04-29 09:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. I think I'll end my night on a laugh. Goodnight.
2007-05-02 11:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2016-05-17 04:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious.
2007-04-29 09:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Leila 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11 / 10 good
2007-04-29 09:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you from Bangor aye??
How does a Bangor lad spell Mississippi?
M..aye..double S aye..double S..aye double P aye.
2007-04-29 11:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol! Funny! 10!
2007-04-29 09:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA hilarious.
2007-04-29 09:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by thespillcourtney 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one!
2007-05-02 05:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...i love this joke....i feel bad for the hubby
2007-04-29 09:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hysterical!!!
2007-04-29 09:40:06 · answer #11 · answered by Ruby 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋