Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, "Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins Baseball team!"
Later the nurse returned and congratulated the second father on the birth of his triplets.
"Wow! That's incredible! I work for the 3M Corporation."
An hour later, the nurse returned to congratulate the third man on the
birth of his quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
After this, everyone turned to the fourth guy who had just fainted. The nurse rushed to his side. As he slowly gained consciousness, they could hear him mutter over and over, "I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job at 7-Eleven. I should never have taken that job...."
2007-04-29 08:21:17 · 25 answers · asked by Melissa S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha oh man, God bless the guy from 7 Eleven!!
2007-04-30 13:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by !mickdee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young girl wants her boyfriend to come to her house for dinner, and meet her parents. The young man is reluctant, until the young girl promises that she will give up her virginity to him that same night. The young man enthusiastically agrees.
He sprints down to the drugstore to buy condoms. Not really knowing what to do, either with condoms or how to have sex, he explains his situation to the pharmacist. The pharmacist, being a very understanding man, chuckles and takes the next hour to explain sex and the use of condoms to the young man. The pharmacist then asks the young man if he would like a 3-pack, a 12-pack, or a 30-pack. The young man says “Better give me the 30-pack… I’ve got a feeling that I’m gonna’ be banging this chick all night long!!” The pharmacist laughs, give the young man a 30-pack, and wishes him luck.
That night, the young man arrives at his girlfriend’s house. She brings him in and introduces him to her parents.
The young girl’s mother asks the young man if he would like to say grace. Quickly, the young man bows his head, but remains silent. Ten minutes pass. Silence. Twenty minutes pass. Silence…
After thirty minutes, the young girl pokes the young man and whispers “Wow, I didn’t know you were so religious!!” The young man whispers back…
“I didn’t know your father was the pharmacist!!”
2007-04-29 08:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!lol! 10! Poor dad!
2007-04-29 08:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness! That was so funny! I guess the fourth guy is the father of septuplets! I definitely give this one a star!
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2007-04-29 08:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by twixette 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is like soooooooooooooooooooooooo halarious. LOL WOW I never heard it but its so funny and it cheered me up so thanks for the good laugh. where did you get it????just wondering. Anyway it was good enough for a star :)
2007-04-30 10:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was very funny. You made my day! Star!
2007-04-29 09:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by babyi'melectricc. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke...thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-29 08:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is very funny here's a star for you & for the father of septuplets.
2007-04-29 08:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! That's a good one!!! A star for you!!
2007-04-29 08:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
thats funny
u get a star from me
2007-04-29 08:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋