Things Not to Say to Parents
10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lie there during sex too?
2007-04-29 07:24:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are awesome. So wrong but awesome!
2007-04-29 07:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by clarnely_2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An unfit parent. One who beats a child or lets their new husband or boyfriend beat the child. A parent who will buy herself an expensive designer handbag while her kids wear second hand cloths. A parent who does not care about her kids education or well being such as social life and keeps her kids out of school and calls it homeschooling them while she sits on her computer all day and plays games and then yells at the kids for not getting schoolwork done (a child has the right to a proper education). A parent who uses child support money for her own pleasure such as a vacation fund for herself and her husband while again the kids do without. A parent who is on a vegan diet and refuses to let the children have nutritious meat simply because she doesn't like it and the kids look pale all the time. A parent who doesn't clean house but makes the kids do it while she sits. A parent who leaves young kids at home to care for a newborn while her and her husband go on a joy ride. A parent who knowingly keeps her children away from the other parent just out of spite (children are entitled to know both parents). A parent who has followed through with sucide attempts (at least 2 or more) and has never had treatment for it, such as overdosing on pills (she is a danger to herself and children).These are some things that are neglecting a child. I am sure you know what physical abuse is. Hitting a child in the face, punching a child, beating a child with a belt because he or she has ADHD and acts out and the parent won't use medication for the problem. Burning a child with a cigarette. I can go on and on but this is just to say a few.
2016-05-21 06:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-04-29 13:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me add one (this comes from Steve Martin)
"Well, by looking at your wife, I see where your daughter gets her huge breasts. And i see where they are going to end up."
2007-04-29 07:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. u should have put drug dealer instead of drugstore for #1
2007-04-29 07:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle chuckle
2007-04-29 09:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 is scathingly hilarious!
2007-04-29 07:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by onottopilot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sik just awsomely funny
2007-04-29 07:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I didn't get a few but that's alright.
2007-04-29 07:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by PoT_hEaD_lAdY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....but kind of wrong
2007-04-29 07:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋