There once was a man, that had a wife, that he was just SURE was having an affair. So, one day, he left work early to come home and find his wife naked in the bed and a man, hanging by his fingertips on the side of a balcony. He grabbed a golf-club and began smashing his fingers and the man fell .. but his fall was broken by a shrub and he was still alive. The man looks down and sees this and manages to take his medium sized refrigerator and tilt it over and drop it on top of him, killing him...
(Break to Heaven and St. Peter and a Man) Saint Peter asks "So tell me, how did you arrive with us today?" The man said, well you'll never belief this, but I was exercising on my balcony and the backed into the rail and it was broken so I slipped... but miraculously.. I managed to grab the edge of the balcony floor below me.. and survived. Then this MANIAC came and smash my fingers and I fell into a shrub. AMAZINGLY I survived... but...
2007-04-29 07:11:23 · 12 answers · asked by suesysgoddess 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This refrigerator fell from a balcony, landed on me and killed me!" St. Peter said, 'Wow, you had a really bad day! .. come on in and enjoy eternal happiness'
Then.. another man walked up.. and St Peter asked "So sir, why are you here with us today?" ... He said..
Well, picture this.. I was naked, standing in this refrigerator and then....
2007-04-29 07:13:10 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHA!! Aw man! XD 1 star for you!
2007-04-29 07:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by G G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my... I was actually expecting the snake to eat the rabbit... but your ending was much funnier.... Except for the fact that snakes really aren't slimy!!! LOL
2016-05-21 06:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Have a star!
2007-04-29 07:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 09:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good and it takes alot for me to laugh
2007-04-29 07:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by TheJesterTwist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lmaooo pretty whacky but guuuuuud!!!
lmao
*thumbs up*
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
2007-04-29 07:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by x.T.x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make me smile, but not laugh out loud
2007-04-29 07:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by ellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this a long time back!!!
but its still make me smile...
=]
2007-04-29 07:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is funny!
2007-04-29 07:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-29 07:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋