Three married men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter asked each one of them, how many times they have cheated their wives.
First Man: Never!
St. Peter checked his book and gave him a Rolls-Royce to drive during his stay in heaven.
Second Man: Aah, about 25-30 times.
St. Peter gave him a Ford Pinto.
Third Man: Maybe, 400-500 times.
St. Peter gave him a bicycle.
A few months later, the three met up . The Pinto driver and the bicycle rider were surprised as they noticed the Rolls-Royce man was very sad.
Second and Third Men: Why the sad face?
First Man: I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!
2007-04-29 07:06:12 · 22 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. I got roller skates......
2007-04-29 07:12:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-04-29 14:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by with2kids 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite good, but I have heard similar ones before
2007-04-29 14:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by swelwynemma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hs Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 17:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-04-29 14:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute
2007-04-29 15:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by !mickdee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww poor man =( .....but it was funny hehe
2007-04-29 14:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by turco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-29 14:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh yah definitely funny as hell i loved it
2007-04-29 14:12:04 · answer #9 · answered by 1~n^*l^u#v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it at first but once i got it it was funny
2007-04-29 14:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by **dancingqueen17** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋