An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.
1.His Doctor
2.His Priest
3.His Lawyer
"Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave."
After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested."
The priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the
church. It's all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave."
Well, the lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!"
2007-04-29 07:02:41 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice joke. where'd u get it from?i swear so hilarious
2007-04-29 07:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 02:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answered the same. I dragged out my doctor, lawyer, and
priest suits, and plus I really dig this guy's idea. Not funny.
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2007-04-29 07:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, but why pick on lawyers, what's the matters with accountants!?
2007-04-29 07:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ancient Mariner 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are on form girl keep it up 10/10
2007-04-30 04:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I had been in on that! Great joke! Too funny!
2007-04-29 15:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-29 10:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats just what a lawyer would do wonder if he was a scots lawyer
2007-04-29 09:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Te He Te He
2007-05-01 05:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by dedaliuswizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny, and well done for not resorting to smut.
2007-04-29 09:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Cpt. Willard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was funny
2007-04-29 15:17:10 · answer #11 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋