He loves you with all his meatballs and sent his son Uncle Pasta to die for our sins. Why don't you reciprocate his love?
Furthermore, why won't you allow the Theory of Intelligent Pasta, the Belief that we are really all giant pieces of the Pasta placed here on this giant plate we call earth?
Why won't you allow this grand theory on why we exist to be taught? It even tells us how we were created; we were once all Pasta who lived in the Garden of Johnny Carino's but then we stopped loving FSM and he kicked us out.
Why won't you love the mighty FSM?
2007-04-29 06:49:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can I get a RAmen?
2007-04-29 06:50:06 · update #1
Christian Warrior: One day you too will see the light, the way, the pasta...
Yes I'm Hindu. Surprised that our religion allows us so much freedom? Surprised that there is no such thing as Hindu hell? Surprised that Hinduism is just philosophy, some of which deals with God, some of which does not?
RAmen, I'll leave you confused for now.
2007-04-29 06:57:26 · update #2
I was touched by His Noodly Appendage last year.
RAmen!
2007-04-29 06:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster just wants to touch everybody with his noodly appendages and fill everybodies stomach with his delicious pasta. These blasphemous fools. I want to see the beer volcanes and the stripper factories in paradise. I guess not everybody wants the same things. Ramen!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-29 06:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a born-again Christian and I take offense to this. You are being reported to the Yahoo Policemen.
...Naaah, just kidding. FSM IS THE ONLY GOD!
2007-04-29 06:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by rvcort 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deep down, in their stomach, every believes in the FSM. It is just that some people use mental rationalizations to circumvent their stomachs. However, they will come back. No one can diet forever.
2007-04-29 07:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But I do, I love the FSM very much.
RAmen.
2007-04-29 06:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I ate him for dinner last night! O_o
2007-04-29 06:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by holy_see 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you Hindu?
2007-04-29 06:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Templar 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He's just not El Dante.
2007-04-29 06:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Mariah 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Build the church, boil your noodle, they will come...
2007-04-29 06:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been betrayed by the carbs!!!!!
2007-04-29 06:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋