This little Mexican guy goes into a bar, takes off his hat, and shyly asks, "Senors... um.. who is it that owns the big Rottweiler tied up out front?".
A huge black man steps away from the bar and says "That's MY Rottweiler. What do you want?"
The little Mexican guy shyly looks at the ground and says, "um sorry senor, but it's my Chihuahua. Ee's killin you dog."
The black man bursts out laughing. "My huge Rottweiler is being killed by a little Chihuahua?, he asks.
"uh, si senor, your dog... Ees choking on him"
2007-04-29 06:44:31 · 23 answers · asked by SumUnknown 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute. Sad, but cute. I'll give you a star.
2007-04-29 06:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A funny one and I give you a star. Here is a funny(!!) ghosts chat. Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die.... 2nd ghost : How about you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died. 2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
2016-05-21 06:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOL I thought the chihuhua would be woopin' azz when they got out there but choking on it caught me off gaurd and I admit I laughed and I still am...
2007-04-30 13:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by ~Again~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funnnnnnnnnnnnnniiii! 20/10
2007-04-29 06:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..here's a star
2007-05-01 07:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by melissa_53105 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im srry but i did NOT find that funny....it just made my left eye twicttch..lol
2007-04-29 16:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Simon Snipe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely unexpected punchline! Too funny!
Since you made me laugh, you get your star!
2007-04-29 06:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. I'll give it a star
2007-04-29 06:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious !!!!! You sound just like a little mexican !!!! lol
2007-04-29 06:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol iv heard this 1 b4..but not in a while..lol its great!!! good one!! *thumbs up* =)
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2007-04-29 07:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by x.T.x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋