A passenger in a cab tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied: "You're right. I'm sorry! It's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years".
2007-04-29 06:36:20 · 17 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow thats funny, where do you find al of these, i noticed ur name on alot of these nd i gotta say all that youve posted are hilarious!
2007-04-29 08:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hilarious. Its an oldie but a goodie i'd give u a 10/10 Nice one, keep posting
2007-04-29 06:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious. I had no idea where the joke was going until he said that at the end. Good one.
2007-04-29 06:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent a friend of mine is an undertaker I will use that one later.Ha Ha
2007-04-29 06:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 10:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I haven't heard that one. Good one!10/10
2007-04-29 06:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how old but still makes me lol 10/10
2007-04-29 06:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny! 10/10!
2007-04-29 06:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me laugh
2007-04-29 06:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, its a little humorous.
2007-04-29 06:42:02 · answer #10 · answered by Shawn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋