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John said, "I love working on a sales commission. Yesterday, I had a Giraffe come in to the store, and I sold him _________"

2007-04-29 06:02:10 · 44 answers · asked by SumUnknown 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Other very funny answers:

130 neck warmers for next winter!
5” high heels
A straw
Stilts
Blood pressure medication
Vertically challenged pills
Sore throat medicine

2007-04-29 14:33:28 · update #1

44 answers

.John said, "I love working on a sales commission. Yesterday, I had a Giraffe come in to the store, and I sold him."

2007-04-29 06:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by Galic 2 · 0 2

John said, "I love working on a sales commission. Yesterday, I had a Giraffe come in to the store, and I sold him some asprin and a cell phone"

2007-04-29 06:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by maziejane333 1 · 0 1

"I love working on a sales commission. Yesterday, I had a Giraffe come in the store, and I sold him 5 inch high heels!"


Sorry! Not too good! Hope I could help

2007-04-29 06:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by I Am A French Fry 2 · 2 2

The Brooklyn Bridge?

2007-04-29 06:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0 1

130 neck warmers for next winter!

2007-04-29 06:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

20 barbies, 2 bags of pop corn, a television, a shampoo bottle, piece of paper, all for 2 million bucks!!! He was a stupid giraffe!



That was not a very funny answer I know but I couldnt think of any thing...sry!!

2007-04-29 06:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Lil'Angel♥ 2 · 0 2

it has to be something for it's neck or legs,, but Jo doesn't know what a giraffe wears on it's neck or legs,, sorry

maybe if you sold it a straw?
or stilts?
or roller skates?
or something it really doesn't need

2007-04-29 06:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by Jo Blo 6 · 0 2

a dog. As he was walking out of the store I think I saw him
getting jiggy with it. Every week he comes back and asks for another dog because his other one died on the chair he tied him to. I also sold him the chair and quality rope.

2007-04-29 06:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 2 3

a very long straw. he was getting tired og having to bend over in that uncomfortable position to drink water.

2007-04-29 06:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by *~JeS~* 5 · 1 1

sore throat medicine

2007-04-29 08:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by rockladder2 2 · 0 1

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