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I am in a dead end relationship with my girlfriend of 6 years. We are both 28, and I am bored of her. She still showers me with love and everything but I want to be out of the relationship. She is just not fulfilling my need anymore. I'm still in love with her but I know she's not the one for me. According to my friend, he says the spoil breakup handbook is good way to break up with the significant other. The breakup handbook will be listed here. If that handbook doesn't work, how can i break up with her? I don't want to see her hurt. But I know if i don't break up with her now, she will be a lot more hurt in the future if I break up with her then.

SPOIL’S BREAK-UP HANDBOOK

A how-to guide to breaking up with your significant other, using
methods and techniques that avoid public humiliation, conflicting
emotional messages and life-long pain and suffering

THE BEST PLACE TO BREAK-UP:

§ AT HIS/HER PLACE. Once the break-up is complete, he/she won’t
leave home to follow you and try to change your mind.

§ If the person is very emotional, END THE RELATIONSHIP IN A
PUBLIC PLACE, preferably one with lots of security – a post office, an
airport, a bank.

§ AS A LAST RESORT, if the person still doesn’t understand your
need to sever all ties, write a “Dear John” letter. Next, pack your bags
and take a two-week vacation – and don’t tell anyone where you are
going.

THE BEST APPROACH TO BREAKING UP:

§ THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE-BULLET-STRAIGHT-TO-THE-HEAD.
You begin by sulking and saying nothing. This will make the other
person ask what is wrong. Your reply – “nothing.” The person still
knows something is wrong and will persist in wanting to know what is
bothering you. Be strong and continue to say “nothing.” Finally, you give in and say “If you must know, I don’t want to be with you
anymore. I think we should break-up.”

§ If the person is emotional and you want to avoid a scene, DRAIN
ALL EMOTION FROM YOUR FACE. This makes it very difficult for the
other person to be emotional when you express nothing. Keep your
voice bland, your face devoid of any feeling.

ONCE YOU BREAK-UP, HOW TO KEEP THE OTHER PERSON
FROM ENTERING BACK INTO YOUR LIFE:

§ DON’T GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. Your ex will want to talk and
may go searching for you. Go some place where they wouldn’t expect
to find you.

§ CHANGE YOUR OUTGOING MESSAGE TO THE AUTOMATIC VOICE
MESSAGE. Your ex will want to hear your voice. By not having your
voice on the machine, this will force him or her not to call you and
hang up. As a last resort, change your phone numbers.

§ CHANGE YOUR HABITS FOR APPROXIMATELY SIX MONTHS. In
case your ex tries to see you by haunting your usual spots, you will
avoid an awkward meeting.

Have anyone tried this before? Did it work? What other ways do you suggest breaking up with your other?

Answer 1

well break ups always hearts....
the only thing is just to tell her and hold klenx and a chocolate box and a rose....

Answer 2

DUDE, forget it. With or without this book you are gonna hurt her pretty badly. 6 YEARS MAN. I woulda be happy enough to be in a relationship which last a year.

Think about it seriously. Boredom with someone doesnt just start after 6 years of relationship. Do you think of this coz theres someone else who is showering you with different and newer affection?

If she loves you, she will fulfill your need on request and wtf is it that you want after 6 years? a better *******? a better conversation?

ANYWAY, enough of the ranting. You have to tellher straight up. No point beating around the bush, its gonna prolong the heart break for her. Just go at it. Its gonna hurt her and you (to see her cry) but thats still the best way. And be honest. coz thats the only way you will get forgiveness and maybe accepted back just incase you fackup somewhere and want her back.

Answer 3

Have the balls to be straight with her, otherwise you'll be the tool you sound like you are. There is no way to break up with someone without hurt feelings. So suck it up and deal with it.

Personally, you're a joke if you say you still love her but she's not fulfilling your needs and that's the reason you want to break up. Don't you know relationships are work? Have you even told her what it is you need? There's always potential for compromise.

C'mon, be a man!

Answer 4

Ok, a book?! Really?! Do it like a big boy. It's going to hurt her ANYWAY you do it, literally anyway. But, the best thing in the world to do, is just tell her the truth. Tell her it's not fair to keep her tied up in a relationship that she does not deserve, she deserves someone who can openly love her with all his heart. And, it's unfair to her to 'fake' it any longer. She will hate you regardless, but in the end can only look at your approach as being the least cruel.

Answer 5

Well no frigin handbook is going to do it for you?! What are you breaking up with her for exactly?? Go to conselling, try talking to her about how your feeling, even ask her to put out more!?? dont break her heart she doesnt know whats shes done wrong! & sounds like she doesnt deserve it too. for heaven sakes thats just horrible dude!! you say you love her, or are still in love with her, dont leave just coz your going threw a ruff patch, thats not fair! find new levels of fun & excitment TALK!!!! COMMUNICATION, is the key.

Answer 6

sounds pretty well thought out. i say stick with the handbook and hope for the best. even if it doesnt work, a one-sided relationship will never work out in the end, so no worries

Answer 7

no I have not tried that but sound 's good make sure that she does not get pregnant if you do it one more time you will be suck for life ask me I know.