a woman was on holiday up in the woods near a lake, the woman decides to go and read her book in the boat on the lake. So off she goes, while sitting in the boat a another boat appoaches with the ranger in it, when he pulls up next to her he says
" im sorry madame but im afraid im going to have to give you a fine"
shocked the woman replies why im not doing anything but sitting here reading my book
to which the ranger replies yes but you have fishing eqipment in your boat and you are not allowed to fish here
to which the woman protest that she hasn't been and has no intention of doing any fishing
again the ranger argues but i dont know that do i
so the woman sits for a minute then replies well in that case im going to report for sexual assult
at this the ranger starts to say but thats not true i never touched you
and the woman replies yes but you have the equipment to and i dont know that your not going to do i
with that the ranger says have a day and sails away
2007-04-29 05:03:21 · 20 answers · asked by ceaskew25 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why men should not mess with women who do read!
2007-04-29 05:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-04-29 05:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by guRl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well im 5 months n eat from a salad bar almost daily - no problems, just dont go to a gross place I guess, then again i also eat lunch meat without worrying or heating it, and I have had sushi twice! but I have had no problems!
2016-05-21 05:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-04-29 05:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a different version about a hunter but it's still funny.
2007-04-29 05:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Nice one.
2007-04-29 05:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, so why didn't she dump the fishing tackle before she set off?
2007-04-29 05:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2007-04-29 05:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
also the lady has the equipments for sexual insult,.
2007-04-29 05:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by Calvary 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice twist, good for her! LOl
2007-04-29 05:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋