Adolph Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. “Who was that!?” shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything.
“I see, ”he said, “I will have 10 of you shot. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed?” A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots were heard, then silence.
“I will ask again, “yelled Hitler, “who sneezed?’” Again, no body said anything. “Very vell, ”he said, “I will have another 10 of you shot!”.
The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them. “For the very last time, “screamed Hitler, “Who sneezed?”
Finally the guilty officer could stand no more. He stood up and said, ”It was me, I am the one who sneezed.”
Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said. ”Bless you.”
2007-04-29 03:43:34 · 11 answers · asked by Madrid10 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha! Very funny, lol :D
2007-04-29 03:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by Lou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! 8/10!
2007-04-29 12:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda funny, but kinda sad @ the same time.
He was an IDIOT though, wasn't he.
Was he shooting the officers he didn't like?
2007-04-29 03:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Javgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But did he send him to the Russian Front
2007-04-29 03:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Among the stupidest jokes i've heard. (excluding knock knock jokes.)
2007-04-29 03:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a mad regime. I never liked them.
2007-04-29 03:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess he had a heart after all!
2007-04-29 03:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HHAHAHAHAHAA!! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY!! BUT CRUEL 4 SHOOTIN PPLE ...LOL UR FUNNY
2007-04-29 03:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by pacific 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a little cruel....
but hahahahahahahaha!!!!! anyway
2007-04-29 03:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Who knows? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boom Boom. 8/10.
2007-04-29 05:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋