One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have s£x all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"F**k me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
2007-04-29 01:54:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...you mean, there really aren't goblins? wow, what a disappointment.
2007-04-29 01:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!! heard the same one but it was Father Christmas instead of the goblin!!!
2007-04-29 01:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful doll!
2007-04-29 09:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by X_x dead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-29 02:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again, setting bad examples, telling not funny stories, I ought report you...
2007-04-29 02:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sugar Sweete 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's a funny story, but not make me laugh. 20year ago, i had heared the story.
2007-04-29 02:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by Calvary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-04-29 02:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must have been so blinded with dollar signs....hahaha.
Another star for you... : )
2007-04-29 02:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by curiouscarp88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-04-29 04:42:49 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2007-04-29 02:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋