2007-04-29 01:51:59 · 24 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Take them up to the watchtower!
2007-04-29 01:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Um, I consistently locate it astounding on right here whilst human beings declare to be mad approximately Christians going around offering to proportion a scripture or 2 from the Bible on an afternoon that those comparable ones offten declare is approximately Christ. i'm well mannered whilst human beings come to my door. EDIT As for why we got here on Christmas, is as a results of the fact we flow out ALLOT. the actuality that those Witnesses ended up at your door, on Christmas is named a coinsidence.
2016-10-14 02:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by crihfield 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, tricky. Well I should blindfold them, gently, of course, and drive them to a distant location, and leave them with enough busfare to get home.
Remember to disguise your voice, and move house really quickly. These people are expert witnesses, after all. And just keep your fingers crossed that they don't rat you out to Jehovah, he can be a really grumpy guy, as deities go.
2007-04-29 02:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Keep them. For one thing, it's a great subject for discussion at parties--"Um, I noticed there are two people tied up in the corner there." "Yeah, they came a year ago--the one on the left is kind of funny!"
For another thing, you let them go, they'll go to someone else's door, and they might not be considerate enough to feed them after they're tied up. Wouldn't want that.
2007-04-29 02:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by djopler 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Buy some new driver's licenses with different names , bring them to another town, and get them a new place to live. They belong in the Jehovah's Witness protection program.
2007-04-29 01:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Aww how cute. People are still trying to make little jokes about us. Wow, grow up people.
2007-04-29 01:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Depends, are you a Nazi Aryan. Sounds like you follow their policies as regards the witnesses.
2007-04-29 04:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
God made us to witness for Him why not try telling them the real truth
2007-04-29 01:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by ronk 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
When they have came to my house I sat with them..They would tell me about thier religion and I would tell them the same,,most times they would hurry to leave because my religion is not exactly like thiers..
2007-04-29 01:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by I give you the Glory Father ! 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think if you let them go now, they will not come back to your house.
2007-04-29 01:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jehovah's Witness's=sect in France so u should avoid them...
2007-04-29 01:58:36 · answer #11 · answered by fuschiapetitspois 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋