1.
Mike Peters was surprised to see his window slide open and was positively shocked when he saw two strangers climb inside. What transpired next could only be described as a despicable act of thievery. Mike watched with rapt fascination as the two thieves systematically began to remove the priceless Persian carpets, artwork, and jewelry. Having stripped the room, the thieves climbed back out the window. Incredibly, Mike went back to what he had been doing before the thieves arrived and soon he'd forgotten about the entire incident. Why wouldn't Mike, who was in perfect health, have tried to stop the thieves or at the very least call the police after they had left?
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Texas Tom is looking for a cottage set on a beautiful waterfront property. The realtor suggests a new development on the Moscow Sea. He says that the only problem with the property is that it's a little tough to get to right now. But the transportation in the future will make that much easier. What should Tom know?
2007-04-29 00:37:39 · 10 answers · asked by danni_elle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Mike Peters is a baby.
2. The Sea of Moscow is on the moon.
2007-04-29 01:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by Alice K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Maybe Mike Peters was a kid/too old to move/handicapped.
2. Space Science!. Moscow Sea is on other side of the moon, so Tom must be a space scientist to reach there.
2007-04-29 01:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Mike is not human - is he a goldfish?
2. The Sea of Moscow is on the moon: "The far side of the moon, never seen from the Earth as it is always facing away, appears to have many fewer landmarks than the visible side.
It does, however, contain a large "sea", about 185 miles (298 km) in diameter, which the Russians have named the Sea of Moscow."
2007-04-29 00:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by miss_blue_47 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2- There is no sea in Moscow
1- Because Mike was a Thief too, and he wwas also robbing the place.
2007-04-29 01:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by heatherjam8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Mike was having a dream
2. Tom's new development is on the moon/ another planet.
2007-04-29 00:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't laugh if you think my answers wrong but
1. because mike hired the men, they were in a moving company
2.is there even a moscow sea?
2007-04-29 00:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. he hired them.. a moving company
2. location of the Moscow sea
2007-04-29 00:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by lost_but_not_hopeless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe Mike Peters was a pet dog. Or maybe he was a mute. I'm not sure though.
2007-04-29 00:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Rhabdite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is mike an animal?
its on an island not yet built?
2007-04-29 00:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the theives were doing community service and were monving furniture or something. something under the watch of guards perhaps?
2007-04-29 00:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋