1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
2007-04-28 18:52:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
23. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
2007-04-28 18:52:46 · update #1
good 1's pmsl 10/10
2007-04-29 06:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao some real good ones in there have only seen no.6 on a bumper sticker, they should print the others they would defiantly sell well. the funny bumper stickers Ive seen have got to be - ex wife in the boot!, this bi*ch bites so stay back!
mum's taxi! little monsters on board! some they should make so you can get ahead! and ppl will stay back lol - only passed test last week! my gun's bigger then yours! A undercover cop on duty! beware the wife's driving! and ones to get ya arrested - emergency I've run out of beer please don't over take! warning have sleeping disorder please do not disturb Zzz! honk if you see a police car and I'm over speed limit! flash if you like my car!! lol what do ya think of these?
2007-04-29 03:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Who are these kids, and why are they calling me mom?
They are not hot flashes... they are power surges.
Boyfriend wanted: no experience necessary will train!
Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!
Five days a week my body is a temple; the other two its an amusement park.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Obedient woman rarely make history.
Grow your own dope; plant a man.
I am NOT a b**ch, i am THE b**ch, and it's Miss B**ch to you.
Make yourself at home! clean my kitchen.
Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.
2007-04-29 03:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by mindy r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha no.8 my favorite
10/10+*
2007-04-28 19:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming because that explaines my sister to a T alright. She can go from 0 to B-itch in 0 seconds.
2007-04-28 19:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those i've got considered wasan't undesirable, purely rather humorous.. a million. in case you are able to examine this, you're too close 2. in case you do in comparison to my utilising, get off the sidewalk 3.(tee shirt) I pay attention voices and that they do in comparison to you there replaced right into a "undesirable" variety decal yet i will't submit to in techniques it, sorry :)
2016-10-04 02:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love number 8. Might get one for my car ha ha x
2007-04-29 22:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to copy them as they're all so good! Brilliant! 10/10 and a star.
2007-04-28 19:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that,s totally funny but for my mother words is4 &17 my wife is #16&17 so #4#16 is true.that,s how they treat me,
2007-04-28 19:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boring women have clean houses.
PMS Putting up with men's sh*t.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-28 18:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋