Oklahoma City - Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your [expletive] head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "-- if I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommend a 30-year sentence.
2007-04-28 18:16:40 · 9 answers · asked by ♥~Shauna~♥ 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Ive heard funnier things.
2007-04-28 18:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol maybe-it is true -life is funnier than fiction.
and the best true thing in life to me as a jew-was repenting of my sins-even one lie and letting Jesus into my heart to help me and be my friend. amen
John 3 repented and born again-as Jesus asks also in Revelation 3:19&20
tryin to think of a funnier thing than Dennis who learned a NEW lesson in that TOWN Newton
2007-04-29 01:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucks for that guy. His own stupidity put him in jail for probably the rest of his life, and yes that was actually pretty funny. Thank you for brightening my day... Or whats left of it.
2007-04-29 01:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jay Leno wants to talk to you.
2007-04-29 01:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by CGIV76 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, there is more..........much more
Check these links for your morning chuckle........
Darwin Awards:
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-06.html
Crazy Criminals.com:
http://www.crazycriminals.com/
Stupid Criminal File
http://stupidcriminalfile.blogspot.com/
Hope this helps.
2007-04-29 03:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by bbasingal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right for being a loudmouth crook!:)
2007-04-29 01:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA OMGSH!
How FUNNY
I wish I was there to hear it though...
I'd be the only one BUSTING OUT IN LAUGHTER in dead silence.
2007-04-29 01:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by *Breath* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good.....ya need to send that newspaper clip to leno
2007-04-29 01:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by don_vvvvito 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny and stupid of him.
2007-04-29 01:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋