LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!
Today be my baby girl 18th birthday. I be so glad that dis be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my
house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis
check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she
ever
be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the
'spression on yo mama face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk
through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say
to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and watch the 'spression on
yo
face"!!!
2007-04-28 15:30:38 · 18 answers · asked by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STAR me if you get a laugh, THANKS!
2007-04-28 15:31:25 · update #1
WHOOOOZ YO DADDY.......LOL
2007-04-28 16:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star
2007-04-28 15:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I Knew oeople who this thing happened. The things is that if you watch Mauri and Springer, you see it daily. Who is the real dada? Mama slept with lots of guys. Oh,m it turns out none of the guys who took the DNA test could be the dada? joke on mama.
2007-04-28 15:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny. Starred
2007-04-28 15:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ♥ ♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Not hysterical, but good for a chuckle.
2007-04-28 15:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pixie D 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but someone could get offended.
2007-04-28 18:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would start playing the recorder
2016-05-21 03:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by tennille 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her we have her home bugged, and we heard her say that. Now we have enough evidence to take her to court for fraud. Lets see her expression now!.
2007-04-28 15:36:15 · answer #8 · answered by SumUnknown 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Funny. but not knee-slapping.
2007-04-28 15:33:55 · answer #9 · answered by b (: 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was very cute.
I give you a star
2007-04-28 15:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by winter wonderland 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-28 15:37:23 · answer #11 · answered by daf 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋